Tristan: Did Suarez just bite him??
Me: Yes I think so.
Tristan: Why?
Me: Because he’s not right in the head and lost his temper.
Tristan: Are you sure? Who was the player he bit?
Me: Chiellini.
Tristan: And he’s Italian?
Me: That’s right.
Tristan: Well maybe he was hungry abs thought Chiellini was a type of pasta…..

FIFA might well buy that excuse as well!