January 15th 2014:
Me: Ok I’m looking after you two tonight and I’m making Spaghetti Carbonara.
Tristan: Erm Daddy, maybe we should wait for Mummy?
Me: She won’t be home until really late tonight and she’s already eaten.
Tristan: Hhmmmm do you know how to make that??
Me: Of course I do!!!!
Tristan: I’m not really hungry… Can I have an apple instead???