November 18th 2013:
 
Driving with Child 1 when some idiot cuts me up. ..
Me: YOU……NUMPTY!
Child 1: I’m so proud of you Daddy.
Me: Thanks but why??
Child 1: Because even though that man was being silly, you didn’t wind your window down and shout at him like last time. 
Me: Haha ok thank you…. ..
Child 1: You did call him a numpty though. …..