November 25th 2013:
Tristan: DADDDYYYY!!!
Me: Yes??
Tristan: Alisha is teasing me. She keeps repeating what I’m saying.
Alisha: Alisha is teasing me. She keeps repeating what I’m saying.
Tristan: STOP IT ALISHA
Alisha: STOP IT ALISHA
Tristan: Daddy. .. She’s bullying me. Mrs Corner says if you see someone get bullied you shouldn’t ignore it. You’re ignoring it. I’m telling Mummy.
Alisha: I’m telling Mummy.
Tristan: ALISHA!!! That wasn’t even a proper copy. You’re a lazy bully!
Alisha: You’re a flipflop. …
Tristan: DADDDDYYYYYYYY! Alisha called me a flipflop. ……..At this point my head exploded.