January 6th 2013:
So while putting (child 1) to bed tonight, I read a book, turned the light off and he thumps me right on the nose:
Me: Ow! What did you do that for?
Child 1: That was for calling me a turdburger.
Me: What??? When??
Child 1: Earlier today.
Me: I didn’t!
Child 1: Oh. It might have been yesterday then.
Me: Right ok then (flick him on the forehead).
Child 1: Ow! Why did you do that???
Me: For waking me up in the middle of the night 5 years ago when you wanted to be born!!! (smug grin)